Wisdom

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Wisdom #1305: Nemo me impune lacessit.

Wisdom #922: Don't eat yellow snow.

Wisdom #486: A man finds that the side of his parked car is rammed in. A note under the windshield sais: As I'm writing this, about a dozen people are watching me. They think I'm giving you my name, phone number, and insurance company. But I'm not. . .

Wisdom #182: I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

Wisdom #185: Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

Wisdom #525: My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

Wisdom #1107: I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

Wisdom #1096: I know your secret.