Wisdom

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Wisdom #257: What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Wisdom #1590: Vee off ze KGB are not ez slow ez you tink, comrade.

Wisdom #556: The World's Shortest Books #23. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #1431: Some girls are bigger than others.

Wisdom #179: Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon

Wisdom #519: If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Wisdom #1662: YOU kill it -- I'm bitter.