Wisdom

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Wisdom #1684: You may be redneck if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.

Wisdom #1308: Never eat at a place called Mom's.

Wisdom #728: "But we'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Wisdom #758: A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Wisdom #1591: Vegetables are murder.

Wisdom #1486: The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.

Wisdom #220: Position desired: Arson and Safety Director

Wisdom #1509: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.