Wisdom

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Wisdom #669: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Wisdom #186: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

Wisdom #727: "Are we clear?" -- Teacher "No, we're opaque." -- Yakko Warner

Wisdom #303: There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Wisdom #1625: What a useless scroll, all it says is "Hastur Hastur Hastur" over and over again.

Wisdom #42: Oops! I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Wisdom #813: Anything I do is purely coincidental.

Wisdom #1149: I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.