Wisdom

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Wisdom #1500: The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.

Wisdom #1124: I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.

Wisdom #90: Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.

Wisdom #1482: The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.

Wisdom #1178: If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.

Wisdom #1635: What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

Wisdom #866: Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ...Programmers petrol!

Wisdom #1397: Real punk rockers don't smile.