Wisdom

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Wisdom #307: DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Wisdom #933: Dont'cha hate it when that happens?

Wisdom #731: "How do you get all those coins?" "IN PAIRS."

Wisdom #613: A Cowboy's guide to Life: If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Wisdom #1286: Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

Wisdom #304: This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

Wisdom #498: I will never forget the 1981, -- or was it 1982? -- honours list. --Julian Critchley

Wisdom #97: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.